shit happens.

17 | chinese | 714 | junior
tennis. key club. DDR. food

“Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been.”
― John Greenleaf Whittier

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Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack

oh tumblr, how I’ve missed you so.

#what am i doing with my life

We’re both suffering but I’m alone while you have her.

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and-rohan-will-answer:

ten0uttaten:

that-kid-matt-biller:

whenthefire-dies:

furose:

grimyboy:

HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE BABIES SWIMMING I AM 21 AND CANNOT SWIM THIS IS SOME FUCK SHIT

Babies instinctively know when to hold their breathes!
Babies are amazing

what

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? I HAVE TO HOLD MY NOSE AND THIS BABY DOESN’T HAVE TOO!?

What shitty parent discovered this

babies are naturally able to swim hello they just spent nine moths in amiotic fluid this is instinctive so no, parent is not shitty, parent is re-enforcing baby’s natural instinctive behaviour.

parent is good for doing this because parent is basically saying “yes the behaviours you were born with are great!”

Also helps condition the babies so they don’t build up a fear of swimming in deep water that is prevalent in a lot of people later on.

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simply-avatar:

screams-flails-dies-etc:

pixelatedpoison:

Wheel of Punishment from AtLA season 2 episode 5

You have been found guilty of your crimes now click and drag to see what is your punishment.

community service fuq yeah

Boil in oil…;_;

I love the dude’s voice that spun the wheel
“Looks like it’s boiiiled in oiiil…”
He loves his job.

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isis-:

noahstillsversustheworld:

everyone I know or follow on tumblr is either a good artist, writer, cosplayer, gifmaker, photoshopper, attractive or just… amazing

and I sit here like

Is that a… A platypus …with 6 legs??

that’s lotad you uncultured shit

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#nothing better to do

meep.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

vardaesque:

pineconespinecones:

I HAVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIFSET

#that meat lady was the real national treasure

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#quelle surprise

/// When people ignore arrows that mark the one-way parking lot

-she stops her car in front of mine-

- person i could care less about: You're driving the wrong way!

- me: I'm obviously driving the opposite direction of the arrows, no?

- me: Vous m'étonnes.

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Too many small boxes and Maru [x]

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- OT3: me, laptop-kun, and internet-sama

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EVERYTHING LOVE

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/// I miss that one part

“Texting”

I miss the feeling I got whenever I saw your name come out on my screen. I miss the sweet good morning and the good night messages. I miss playing around with you and calling you the weirdest nicknames I can think of. I miss those cute things you called me, such as “cutie” or “babe”, etc. I miss those times you checked up on me, But most of all, I miss having you as part of my daily routine.